9/09/2008

R.I.P., Dyckmobile (Part 4)

In the last installment of R.I.P., DyckMobile, our hero was laying in the emergency room, desperately clinging for dear life - and his shattered right arm - as the result of a horrifying traffic accident involving Dyck's precious Jeep Wrangler and a piece-of-shit Ford Mustang shit box. Will Dyckerson make it out alive?? Let's find out now, in part D of R.I.P., DyckMobile.....


So they took some x-rays, then they knocked me out and reset my elbow, then they put my arm in a cast, gave me some prescription painkillers, and sent me home.

And here are some pics of what was left of my vehicle:




Oh yeah, and I had sex with the doctor.

And what happened next was so horrible, so unbelievably awful, you will not believe your eyes. And you'll find out what that was..........on the next installment of The Mighty Blog!!!



17 comments:

ecp said...

lame. are you even trying anymore?

The Middle Lifer said...

First, and that sure was short and sweet. You managed to get the word "sex" in under 50 words.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

ECP - Moron. I stopped trying three years ago.

Lifer - What can I say? It's a gift.

don henley said...

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash

But you might feel better if I gave you some cash

Drunkbunny said...

Oh good. More blue balls. Now I know how all my dates in high school felt.

D-HOR said...

Dude the scenery in the background looks a lot more hillbilly ghetto than fancy-sub-division. Maybe you really ARE my neighbor.

Huh.

Wanna get it on?

Corn Dog said...

MESSED UP! Looks like a giant can opener got after your beautiful ride. A malfunctioning can opener. I can hear the alarm going off on the whambulance, "Dyck Down! Dyck Down!"

Sassy Blondie said...

Seriously? This is like being constipated...

Jackass Jenn said...

Ouch. But have you seen my new tasty ride????

Lindy said...

Poor baby, come to Mexico and have a little R & R and bring your jeep, they'll fix it for like $100.
It'll magicaly turn into a 76 VW beetle but it'll be fixed and you'll get way better gas mileage.

And there's TACOS !

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Don - Too many tire tracks in the sands of time, too many love affairs that stop on a dime.

Intoxicated Hare - My balls aren't blue! Maybe a little purple...

Hor - HOR!! That's the fucking junk yard!!!

Corn Dog - Don't be ridiculous. This Dyck is always up!

Sassy - What kind of crack is that? Get it? Constipated? Crack??? HA HA HA HA HA!!!

JJ - What, did you get a hummer?

Lindy - HOR????

Pud said...

Damn that's a crime to have your jeep all smashed up. And with your right arm all jacked up, how you going to choke your chicken properly now?

catscratch said...

You had me at sex with the doctor. Very hot.

The Dyckmobile is sad in shambles.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Pud - Was that an offer?

PussyItch - Fortunately, it was a quick death. No suffering.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

That still looks driveable.

You got any duct tape and bungy chords?

Christie said...

OK, you are starting to piss me off, seriously. Just finish the fucking story.

My rudeness is turning you on, isn't it.

Pervert.

karla said...

NEXT installment??! Wait, let me fling myself off a cliff real quick instead.