4/24/2008

On A Wing And A Poon

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor that I introduce you to Dr. Andrew Wing On Poon:




Who is this mysterious Poon, you may ask. I was just getting ready to tell you. Dr. Poon just so happens to be Assistant Professor at the world-renown Hong Kong University of Science and Technology. As you can imagine, this is a well educated Poon. I happened to run across his bio while doing some.....umm.....research for an upcoming blog post. Yeah, that's it. Anyway, it was with great interest that I read the story of this magnificent Poon.

For example, did you know that Poon was an Ivy Leaguer?? Yep, that's right! After completing his undergraduate work at the University of Chicago, this Poon went on to Yale where he earned both a Ph.D. AND an M.Phil. in Physics. Professor Poon's interests include silicon-based micro- and nano-photonic devices for wavelength-division multiplexing (WDM) optical communications, micro-cavity optics, photonic integrated circuits. Wowee, that's one impressive Poon!!!

So how did Andrew Wing On Poon manage to achieve such greatness in a relatively short time?? Undoubtedly he was raised well by his parents. I imagine the entire Poon clan is a very tight group. Being a minority attending college in the U.S., I'm sure Poon took quite a pounding from his peers, but this is one Poon that couldn't be licked. Surely Dr. Poon will someday have some little Poons of his own...and they, too, will grow up to live meaningful, productive (and reproductive) lives.

Can you imagine attending a course taught by Poon?? Day in and day out, those bright young faces must gather their books and hurry to class, eager for the opportunity to share in the presence of the magnificent Poon. I bet they sit and stare at Poon for hours, just waiting to hear what will come out of his lips next.

Those who know the professor regard him as a very sweet, warm Poon, but they warn others to approach Poon with great caution. Indeed, they say there are certain times of the month when this Poon is best left undisturbed. But in general, he is a delightful Poon who should be respected and admired by all.

If you would like to find out more about Professor Andrew Wing On Poon, I urge you to email him today at eeawpoon@ust.hk. I think you'll be very interested to see what he has to say.


16 comments:

Jake Titus said...

Proof again that the world wouldn't be the same without great poon!

sputnick said...

I bet "Mighty Dyckerson" sounds pretty darn funny in Cantonese, too. But why post the email address? Is there no limit to how low the Mighty Blog will stoop for the sake of cheap laughs?

Kadonkadonk said...

I had a hunch you were in to Asian poon.

catscratch diva said...

I would love to be in one of his classes so I could stare at Poon and it could stare back at me.

Inchy said...

If I book him to do a lecture, does that count as "getting me some quality poon"?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

J. Tit - You can say that again.

Spootnick - What's wrong with posting the email address? This Poon likes to be accessible to the people!

Kadinkadunk - Indeed. I've been into Asian poon many times.

Diva - Then don't beat around the bush! Poon is out there waiting for you!

Inchy - Please. That was uncalled for.

Sassy Blondie said...

I guess you should find poon wherever you can...

The Middle Lifer said...

Starting to wonder about you Dyck. First it was the Calgon lady, now its a Winged Poon? You got a thing for them Orientals?

UBERMOUTH said...

He must have started his education when he was a really wee poon.
I wonder if poon spoons???

don henley said...

Eager for action and hot for the game

The coming attraction, the drop of a name

They knew all the right people, they took

all the right pills

They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavily bills

Effortlessly Average said...

Well that sounds like one impressive poon. But can it take a 14 inch cubumber smeared in cooking oil? Guy's gotta have his standards, after all.

Effortlessly Average said...

Make that "cuCUMber."

I was distracted by the word verification "letters" that look more like a Rorschach test than actual letters.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Blondie - Generally I look for poon behind bushes in parks.

Lifer - Ancient Chinese secret!!!

Uber - I'll do the jokes here.

Mr. Henley - Are you with me so far??

Eff - If you can't tell a BUM from a CUM, you got a serious problem.

puerileuwaite said...

Isn't this just another shameless example of the Chinese stealing our own poon technology and selling it back to us in smaller packaging and reduced cost?

Jlucky said...

Funny shit man, Poontang, I cant stop laughing

Dave said...

I don't have any comment...I just wanted to let you know the word verification is "jighnizm," which I think is a dirty word in EVERY language.