12/30/2007

Top 10 Posts of 2007: #7 - #5

Welcome back to THE MIGHTY BLOG TOP TEN COUNTDOWN with your hosts DICK CLARK and RYAN SEACREST!!!




DICK: Hi everybody, and welcome back! If you're just joining us, we're counting down Mighty Dyckerson's top ten blog posts of 2007! This is truly exciting! There's a certain electricity in the air tonight! Wouldn't you agree, Ryan?

RYAN: Right you are, you miserable old shitbag! Yesterday we left off at number 8, so what do you say we get this ball rolling again with number 7??!

DICK: I'm sure you know all about balls, you queer motherfu-

RYAN: Okay then, moving right along! Number 7 on the countdown is a hilarious post Mighty D. wrote while under the influence of alcohol. Here's A Drunken Post!!!

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DICK: Ryan, what do you think of when I say the word POON?

RYAN: Umm...well...I'm not really sure...

DICK: That's what I thought, Mary Poppins. Anyway, number 6 on our countdown is a post that started a whole new sensation across America! I'm talking, of course, about POON!!!

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RYAN: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Funny stuff, huh Dick??!

DICK: Why don't you just come out of the closet already? Moving on, we have two posts TIED for number 5...and they both have to do with Mighty Dyckerson's crappy I.T. job!

RYAN: Wowzers!!

DICK: Please shut your piehole. Now then, the first post in the number 5 position dates back to June 2007, and it's called quite simply, I Hate My Job.

RYAN: And the other post in the number 5 slot is sort of a page from M.D.'s diary. It's called A Day In The Life!!

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DICK: We're getting down to the wire now! Be sure to tune in tomorrow as we continue counting down Mighty Dyckerson's top ten posts of 2007!

RYAN: Seacrest out!

DICK: I swear to God I will stab you in the eyes if you do not shut up!!!


9 comments:

ADW said...

I so love that this is EXACTLY what those two sound like in my head. Yes I hear voices. So what.

sputnick said...

Guys, slow down will ya? I'm still in February. Actually, I don't think I can take any more Dyckerson today. It's like whiskey, you know, really good stuff but you start feeling woozy if you get too much at once.

marky said...

this just sounds like two gayrods ramming each other up the bunghole. no offense intended to the poo pirates out there.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

ADW - What do they sound like in your poon??

Spotneck - You have to build up a tolerance over time...and don't read on an empty stomach.

Marky - Perhaps. I wouldn't know what that sounds like.

Stan!! said...

Spotneck has the makings of a true devotee of Dyck Thought. Might I also suggest that you scrutinize the archives of dycked.blogspot as well as the Dyckersonville message board. Stirring stuff. Inspirational.

' have to say the post on poon is one I'll treasure Dyck. My grandchildren shall memorize those sacred words.
*Your "Merv Griffin's final jeopardy" post from August is also another gem.

Sassy Blondie said...

I like the Drunken Post. I just do.

Pud said...

Dick Clark is 200 years old and he could totally kick Ryan Seacrest's ass!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Stan - Your knowledge of all things Dyckerson is quite impressive...not to mention frightening.

Ms. Blondie - I'm sure you do, Lindsay! ;)

Pud - Dick Clark could be dead and still kick Ryan's ass!

sputnick said...

stan!! -- Just following in your footsteps. Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out. By the way, you mistyped my nickname, that should be "Mr Spotneck." Thank you. Oh, and wish you all the best in the new year. Best wishes also to all the other groupies and assorted hangers-on who frequent this blog.