10/16/2007

Well I'll Be Lambed

Results of the latest (and first) Mighty Blog poll are in. As you may recall, the issue was whether or not I should add Lambo's blog to my sidebar. Well the people have spoken, and the answer is clear. A whopping 80% of you do NOT want Lambo to be a Mighty Blog affiliate! I was fully prepared to not add Lambo to my list...that is, until I received this rather disturbing message in my inbox:

LISTEN HERE, YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SHIT STAIN. YOU BETTER ADD MY FUCKING BLOG TO YOUR DAMN SIDEBAR, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH A GIANT WAD OF MY ASS WOOL. THEN I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BIG FAT HEAD WITH A CHAIN SAW AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER??! PRAISE JESUS!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I was just as shocked and appalled as you are. To think this supposedly sweet, innocent ovine could have such a dark side!! I have nothing else to say except......Please join me in welcoming The Mighty Blog's newest affiliate, Lambo the Foul-Mouthed Ewe!



28 comments:

Anonymous said...

ya lightweight...

Nancy said...

.. and you aren't on hers.

MsPuddin said...

hmmm...threatening shit letter gets you on dyckerson's sidebar...good to know...

marky said...

We've been poisoned by these fairy tales.That person likes lambs. You need to add Old Bitter Balls to your sidebar. I think you might be related to him.

Krissie said...

Only a chicken is afraid of a lamb.

sudiegirl said...

I thought lambs were herbivores?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Anon - Bite me.

Nancy - I have nothing to gain from being on her blog.

Puddin - So do pictures of your ta-tas...

Marky - What the fuck are you talking about??

Krissie - Are you calling me a cock?

ADW said...

You're just hoping she'll let you stick your hand up her ass like Lamb Chop did with Shari Lewis. You sicko.

Patti said...

fuck ewe and your ovine obssessive orations....oh wait, she seems nice.

as you were

Dixie said...

You haven't said how much the message turned you on. We all know that you like the S&M. So fess up. Did you rub one off after reading that?

Sassy Blondie said...

She seems like a nice gal...you did the right thing...for once!

(However, I like that I didn't have to send a threatening email to get on the sidebar. The sheer force of my personality came through in my writing, huh?)

marky said...

Wow thanks for visiting my blog Dyckerson. I feel cool because three of my favorite blah blahs visited. You, Mrs Babble, and ADW. ADW is mad at me though. Is that a good thing? By the way if you didn't see the 'good shit' on my page check it out. You, sir, will love it.

Effortlessly Average said...

Well if I received an email like that I'd have to reply "Geez mom, that's not very nice."

sputnick said...

Psst, Boss, how bout removing one blog for each one you add, eh? The sidebar's getting a little long, see? In fact, consider removing TWO for each one you add, that would trim it down nicely. Who wants the links anyway? We're just here to watch the Dyck go crazy when he does his thing.

Just a thought.

The Middle Lifer said...

SO thats how you get added to the Mighty Blog network? And I thought it was all about just being a ranting asshole?
Threats, they always work..hehehehe

Jenny! said...

You pussy! Can you reach between your legs please and make sure your balls are still intact!!!

Kadonkadonk said...

Jesus fucking Christ, that's all I had to do to be added to your stupid sidebar? If I actually gave a shit, I would totally get right on that.

That's fucking sa-weet! 'shady' is my word verification!

Willo Keays said...

How many of you actually have readers link from Dyck's site anyway?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Sudie - What does their religion have to do with it?

ADW - Nice topical reference. How old are you again??

Patti - Damn, you had me turned on for a second there.

Dixie - Hell, I can rub one out while reading the obituaries.

Blondie - Yeah sure, it's your personality I'm after.

Marky - Don't feel bad. ADW is mad at everybody.

Fort - I don't know, your momma was pretty nice to me last night!

Spotneck - How do you know I didn't??

Lifer - Don't be fooled. Lambo can rant with the best of them. She is one pissed off ball of lint.

Jenny - How dare you!! Especially after I showed all that fake sympathy for your gash! I hope your thumb falls off!

Donkadonkadonka - Don't lie. You know you want to be on the list.

Willo - You're just bitter because I get ten times more hits than you do.

Anonymous said...

Are you this PHANTOM pooper??

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1258408800

seems alot like you!

RevRee said...

this simply means I've been pushed down in the line up.

You're dead to me

Corn Dog said...

As always. Solid entertainment on your blog, Dyck. Hey, where'd all your graphics go?

It's Me... Maven said...

Excuse me, but am I the only one mildly, sexually aroused by the term "ass wool?" Inquiring minds want to know, does this also include "taint tuft?"

Patti said...

revree's rack is huge.

that is all.

Scary Monster said...

Be this yer way to butter up the ASPCA so ya don't get charged with pandering second hand alley cats to tourists for their deviant pleasure?

Tradin pussy fer wooly wampum be ingenious.

Me no not what me sez.

SPROING!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Anon - That's not me. I always leave a mint on top.

RevRee - I thought you liked going down.

Maize Mutt - Even graphics need a day off every now and then.

Patti - They're fake.

Monster - Did I ever tell you about the time I pandered to a panda? TREMBLE!

~ Stacy ~ said...

I voted for Lambo. :P

Stan!! said...

Lambo is a disgrace! Her blog is an invitation to drug usage and ovine love. Has she no decency?