5/13/2007

Poop Culture

Friends, remember the name Dave Praeger. This is a man who truly knows his shit. Praeger is the author of the soon-to-be best seller, Poop Culture: How America Is Shaped By Its Grossest National Product. If you have not yet read this book, I insist that you RUN - don't drive - to your nearest bookstore and purchase your copy TODAY. And if they don't have it in stock, you should immediately drop your pants and defecate on their floor...and you should continue defecating until they furnish you with a copy. Or, you could just click here and order it online!

After reading one paragraph, I think you'll agree that Poop Culture is a work of sheer genius. A shiterary masterpiece, if you will. Never before has an author dissected doo-doo so thoroughly and completely...until now. Before you jump to conclusions, let me point out that this book isn't just some childish attempt at bathroom humor. It's actually a MATURE attempt at bathroom humor. But it's much more than that.

In Poop Culture, author Dave Praeger seeks to break down the cultural barriers between man and manure through education and enlightenment. Have you ever wondered how people crapped before the days of indoor plumbing? What happens to your excrement once it leaves your toilet? Why some turds are hard and others soft and runny? You'll find out the answers to all your queries in this book. Plus you'll gain a newfound appreciation for poo as a literary device and a source for artistic expression. Did you know that an art gallery in London recently paid $34,000 for a can of crap that belonged to a dead artist?

Indeed, Poop Culture is the ultimate textbook on fecal matters. Hell, if it were up to me, copies of Praeger's book would be in every high school classroom in America. But it's not just a boring academic tome. With chapter titles like "The Origin of Feces" and "The Shaming of the Poo," the author's unique brand of humor is sure to be met with mass appeal. (Or should that be ASS appeal??) I hear there's even talk of a Hollywood motion picture, with Sean Connery playing the role of Thomas Crapper. So whether you're a "shameful shitter" or a "turd terrorist," I guarantee you'll agree, Poop Culture is to human waste as the Bible is to Christianity.

Now don't be lax. Order your copy of Poop Culture today, and tell 'em Dyckie sentcha! In fact, order several! Christmas is just around the corner, and they make great stocking stuffers!


Mighty Dyckerson has not been paid for this endorsement.


14 comments:

Cash said...

I'm a little concerned there was only one goddamned pop up ad for farting kid games or whatever you are peddling.

Don't tell me you are getting altruistic in your advancing years.

Legaleagle said...

This, again, proves my theory that everything eventually comes back around to poo.

It's Me... Maven said...

Thanks for the head's up on this! I'm definitely adding it to my Amazon wishlist!

And I can think of no finer spot to read this than while I'm sitting on the shitter.:)

PS: My word verification today is...

sbdultmy

tfg said...

Is it one of those Scratch and Sniff books? I used to love those when I was a kid.

Scary Monster said...

Still talkin shit, Dyck?

This be one tyme me myght take yer advyce and purchase the book. Can Me pay fer it in wads of used toilt paper?

SPLAT!

For some reason it don't surprise me that you'd be the one to promote this book.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sometimes my poop is like soft-served ice cream. Do you know what's up with THAT poop culture?

puerileuwaite said...

I need to sit and think about this purchase. Okay, done. I suppose I can squeeze out the moolah.

ADW said...

Hee, hee, hee. I love to read about poop. This is going on my wish list.

It's Me... Maven said...

Awww... puerileuwaite, no penny pinchin' while you're loaf pinchin'!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Cash - Didn't you used to have a blog?

Eagle - Interesting theory. How did you arrive at that conclusion?

Maven - I always keep a book near the shitter. Comes in handy if I run out of toilet paper.

TFG - Yep, it's the world's first scratch-n-sniff pop-up book.

Monster - I think that's OK, as long as you put down a deposit. PLOP!

Dr. K - You must really freeze your ass off!

P - I think you'll be relieved by your decision.

ADW - Your wish is my command.

Maven - I'll do the jokes here. (Puerileuwaite, no penny pinchin' while you're loaf pinchin'!)

It's Me... Maven said...

... IS THIS THING ON????

Webmiztris said...

I can hardly believe that after reading this post I actually want to read that shitty book.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Maven - Don't steal my material.

Miztris - Order it! You know you want to!!

It's Me... Maven said...

Just wanted to share, that the husband bought me the poop book for my vacation reading! I can't wait to dig in!