4/17/2007

Dyckie's Home!

Look, I haven't slept in three fucking days and I don't feel like writing anything. Here's some stupid blog award competition bullshit. Go vote for me and shut up your face.


RFS Blog Awards Nominee



TOMORROW NIGHT:

I begin PART ONE of my 37 PART SERIES
about my journey to Tinseltown
to see The Price Is Right!



11 comments:

Nancy said...

"to see the Price is Right"

PooP, does that statement mean you didn't get to "come on down?"

Willo Keays said...

Did you at least leap up on stage, grab Bob's "mic", smooch all the Beauties, and "Spin The Wheel"?

Dixie said...

Glad you're back!

And I already voted for you!

ADW said...

Your sexy Dyck was nominated here as well:
http://mentalexcrements.com/

Missed ya - need info ASAP on the Barker Crappinator 2007

Gucci Muse said...

No sleep for three days due to the Price is Right?

Maybe its high time you raised your standards and stopped acting on your Dyck-ish impulses and think of any temptation as the Price is really, in the end, Wrong.

If more men took such advice, all Dycks around the world would be well rested and well, to put it simply, happy.

puerileuwaite said...

Damn! I guessed 39. Can I have a second chance by attempting to guess the actual retail value of all 37 posts?

It's Me, Maven... said...

... So, have you been anally violated by the Bark-man's long, probey microphone? Did you spank one out on the Plinko props?

Mighty said...

You're all dying to know if I got on stage, aren't you?? Well I'll be happy to tell you...

...as soon as Maven shows me her ta-tas!

Manola Blablablanik said...

Welcome back! Hey I thought you wanted to see my ta-tas!

~ Stacy ~ said...

(Imminent Death? [scoff] I ain't afraid of that ol' cheese-face.)

Welcome back, Mr. Cranky-Ass. Now get some sleep.

Legaleagle said...

Well well Mr. Grumpy Pants. Seems like someone got violated with the wrong end of BB's freakish microphone. So, we're all dying to know -- did the loo have the string of chasing lights around the mirror or not?