10/29/2006

The Dawn of a New Era

Shhh...be very quiet. Do you hear that? That, my friends, is the sound of the media industry being changed forever.

A new media-related message board is about to be born. A media-related message board that will totally change the way you think about media-related message boards. That media-related message board can be found here...at RollCue.

I have had the good fortune of seeing a preview of this media-related message board, and I don't mind telling you, I wept with joy. Never in my life have I ever been so touched and moved by a media-related message board.

Fuck Medialine and their unjust bannings. Fuck B-Roll and their cocky, arrogant camera monkeys. Fuck TVSpy and their Nazi censorship. Fuck them all to Hell.

So the next time you've got a hankering to discuss media-related issues on a media-related message board, head on over to www.rollcue.tv...and tell 'em Dyckie sentcha! Oh, and while you're there, check out their great deals on web hosting, video editing, and tape/DVD duplication. What, you say you don't work in the media?? Well RollCue's job listings can take care of that too!

In fact, I am so confident that you'll love everything RollCue has to offer, I will have its author pay you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS CASH if you are not completely satisfied. That's the Mighty Dyckerson guarantee!!!


14 comments:

moderator said...

I guess you can't be banned from a media site you create, right?

Blogdom hasn't been this excited since you got pissed at The Bitches and created your own blog review site.

Where do I sign up? Do you accept scientists, or is that slumming?

Pud said...

Will RollCue help me with my dream of being an Internet Porn Goddess?

DykesDog said...

"That's the" Mighty Dyckerson guarantee"

Wow and seal of approval. I am impressed Mighty Dyck. Have a good Monday.

andy said...

Hang on a minute...how come you told me 'that other thing' was the Mighty Dyckerson Guarantee? You told me that was the only way to get out of prison!

ass.

thebillofbrothers said...

Here's my $100 guarantee...

You are definitely a huge bag of douche in real life.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Mod - It ain't my message board. I already have one that nobody visits. It's called DYCKERSONVILLE. This is a totally different message board that nobody will visit.

Pud - If you submit the kind of videos I have in mind...

Andy - We never shook on it.

TBoB - Please. If you wanted to blow a hundred bucks, you'd do something stupid like give it to the church.

~ Stacy ~ said...

I'm not completely satisfied.

Manola Blablablanik said...

Dyck, how can i be satisfied? you always leave me wanting more.

tfg said...

I signed up. I don't know the first thing about the media, so I'll probably just post clever comments about my wang until Dyck bans me.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Stacy - Talk to your husband.

Manola - That's why you have that inflatable dildo with you at all times!

TFG - How can I ban you? IT'S NOT MY FORUM!!!

puerileuwaite said...

I've got a hankering (whatever the fuck that is) to discuss media-related issues on a media-related message board.

Oh wait. It passed.

I'm sure there will be other hankerings ...

~ Stacy ~ said...

I have a hankering for a hunk-a-cheese.

Mister Dyckerson - Talk?

~ Stacy ~ said...

I'd rather sing...

“I hanker for a hunk-a
A slab or slice or chunk-a
I hanker for a hunk-a
CHEESE!”

RevRee said...

Would you like me to give you my mailing address now or later?...

I'd like my ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS CASH!