9/04/2006

Blog Feud!!!

**Updated**

There's a figurative dark cloud looming over me this Labor Day, pissing all over my barbecue. That dark cloud's name is REVREE!

Don't get me wrong, I adore RevRee...so much so, that I even virtually impregnated her with my cybersperm. I tried to give her a virtual abortion with a not-so-virtual coathanger, but the virtual kid came out anyway. But the love affair is over. OVER, I tell ya!! Why, you ask? What could this lovely woman of questionable ethnic origin possibly have done to Dyckerson??

Check out her fucking blog. Today she writes a lameass post about finding a magazine on her bed. A post hardly worth reading...much less commenting on. But guess what...she's got TWENTY COMMENTS and counting!! When the fuck did she get so popular??! My blog posts are witty, inciteful, educational, and inspiring all at once...and what do I get? A small handful of legitimate comments from the same old losers, and 40 spam comments from some anonymous prick claiming I live in my mother's basement!

I'm not about to sit back while one of my affiliates' blogs surpasses mine in popularity...especially when that blog belongs to a woman! So the Feud has begun!!!





Now listen up, you bastards. I'm going to be watching RevRee's blog, and I'm going to be watching my blog. And I damn well better have more comments on MY blog, or heads will roll. Hell, I don't even care if it's one of Lambo's dull comments...as long as it's a legitimate, spam-free message. Now don't just sit there. Stop reading and start commenting! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


***UPDATE - As of this moment, this post is up to 23 comments...while RevRee's "Blog Feud" post contains ZERO COMMENTS! I declare Dyckerson to be the winner!! OK Rev, show us your asssss!!!!!!!





146 comments:

minwah said...

Legit, spam-free message number one, sire. As you wish, my lord.

Now - take me in the bed chamber and....

Damn - I gotta quit reading "romance" novels...lol.

:-)

RevRee said...

You want a Feud??? I'll GIVE YOU A GODDAMN FEUD!!!

This wouldn't be a very exciting Feud unless we have something to wager...

So, whats it gonna be "Might Man"?

Crashtest Comic said...

Dude,

I'm with the chick.

Sorry--

Hey RevRee,
I'm your biggest, thickest fan.

Little Lamb said...

You're just jealous.

the psycho therapist said...

Whoo boy am I glad I found this site. Sometimes my patients don't provide enough drama and when that happens I know where I'll be heading for that extra little tap on the needle.

Found you from revree courtesy of Mr. Fabu (because he is, *muah* darlin'). If I had a blogroll you'd be on it because you are one intense motherfucker. The best I can do is mention you a few more times (did on yesterday's post and will again) and read you often.

That better be good enough for this newbie in the corner.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Minwah - I knew I could count on you!

Rev - The loser must post a photo of her naked ass.

CC - You have made the wrong choice...and you shall suffer dire consequences.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Lambo - HAH!!!!

Psycho - Welcome to The Mighty Blog. You sound like good people...unlike most of these retards.

RevRee said...

Dyckerson, you've got yourself a deal!

I hope your camera is working!

Cherry Ride said...

Lissen, I am not here to choose sides or anything. But I will say this: Revree likes to flatter by flirting with me (she's invited me top her foursome with Clive Owen and MAN that is hard to turn down), so Dyckerson unless you start ponying up to the Flirtation Table, I'm thinking that she's going to outpost you.

Crashtest Comic said...

Yo--

If it's a fight you want it's a fight you get...

I love war.

I've forgotten more about war than you've ever known--

I read "Sun Tzu: The Art of War."

Not impressed. It was like a 400 page fortune cookie.

But anyway--don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Cherry, you must be new. I have FORGOTTEN more about flirting than RevRee will ever know!

And if I were you, I'd stay away from Rev and her blog. The chick gets around, if you know what I mean...

DykesDog said...

What happen to love and peace??? And what about the damage this will do to teh child!

ecp said...

Neither of your shitty blogs can compete with ecproductions.blogspot.com!!!!

It's so good -- it doesn't even NEED updates.

RevRee said...

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO, "I even virtually impregnated her with my cybersperm."

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Dyke - Fuck peace...now keep commenting!

michele said...

I like your spirit mighty!
Ready set go!
You've got my attention
but can you keep it?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Probably not, Michele. But I hear you sell vinyl, and I'd like to talk to you about a possible record deal...

Mr. Fabulous said...

I have to side with my girl...

But I like you as a friend :)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Mr. Fab, what you have to do is shamelessly plug my blog on your site...like you did for RevRee. That'll even the playing field. Now get to it!

RevRee said...

Dyckerson, your numbers are slowing... whats the problem?

Oh yeah, I have boobs, you don't! HA!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I think it's obvious I have won the Feud. Rev, show us your ass cheeks.

the psycho therapist said...

Listen Dyckers, I just came back from telling people in Jakarta about you.

"I hope it helps in some small way." she said, knowing she'd have five hundred hits on her blog too if she started posting pictures of her real, honest to goodness, goddamn-these-things-are-gorgeous- breasts.

/heading over to the bar to pour herself a single malt as the games continue

DykesDog said...

But, but, but ... what about the kid?! You really should set a good example!

Chris said...

You guys should just audition for the next installment of Simple Life. Paris Hilton and whatsherface have nothing on you guys.

the psycho therapist said...

revree...see, if you wouldn't have shown him your hand down your underpants he wouldn' be so hell on fire to see more...like your ass.

Give 'em an inch, baby. You should know the drill by your late 20's.

I'll check back in the morning to see how this turned out and I'm assuming there will some photogged ass.

RevRee said...

You haven't won yet Mighty Man!

And psycho therapist, you have me confused with someone else darlin'.

ecp said...

For what it's worth, the only blog on the Internet I have bookmarked is dyckerblog.blogspot.com, which redirects me to the current address.. anyone whose blog I grace with my presence is because it's linked from here.

Little Lamb said...

I'm selling the popcorn at my blog! Please come and comment on my blog only!

the psycho therapist said...

Oh revree...a thousand pardons. Please forgive me. You are correct. I HAVE confused you with someone else...Pudwhipped.

/bowing head
May the error of my ways bring you more of the attention and feud-winning your heart desires.

Yeah, him. said...

Good luck in your competition. How long do we have to wait on the ass picture at the other site?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Psycho - Thanks for spreading the word. You've done good work.

Chris - Simple Life?? Never heard of it.

ECP - Coming from you, that's quite a compliment. But I still don't like you.

Yeah Him - You'll have to ask RevRee. I assume she has scheduled an appointment at a nearby portrait studio.

RevRee said...

Actually Mighty Man, I'm winning...see I have two posts in one day. One post has over 30 comments, the other post has over 12... So.... I suggest just to be fair, we actually give this thing 24 hours.

AND you might want to check on the rates in the K-mart photo department...

andy said...

Okay then, I'll be a loser. That's fine. In fact, that makes me choose you more so. I'm like that chick in the lifetime movie that can't leave even after she's been beaten repeatedly. I just keep falling down your stairs....

(looks like you've won. congrats)

puerileuwaite said...

(Clown, I left the same message at Rev's place.)

Sorry. I feel this may be partly my fault. If only I'd been there. Rev, you and the Clown are the only "virtual" parents I've known. And I couldn't think of finer ones to have.

A "mom" that is SO hot, that all men (and some women) find her insanely desirable. And, rather unfortunately, highly attainable as well. A woman so wonderful, that everyone craves her cookies, and wants "Mother" tattoos on their rumps (just like "The Illustrated Man" from this weekend past).

A "dad" so altruistic, that he puts Ward Cleaver to shame when it comes to looking out for beaver. And how can I fail to mention his charitible works, such as entertaining children at Tourette's Clinics (at least I THINK they had Tourette's. They sure as hell acted like it.) throughout the East Coast every Sunday?

So HOW can you expect me to take sides? I am therefore rooting for - and attempting to rig - a tie. I certainly don't to see the Clown's pimply, hairy (I'm guessing that's what we'd see) ass. And in Rev's case, all I need to do is show up at "Happy Hour" with a pocket full of singles if I want a semi-private viewing.

Can't we all just get along? If you can't do it for yourselves, than do it for us bastard kids.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Rev - Old posts don't count - only posts added since the beginning of The Feud! Now stop trying to cheat and strike a pose for the camera.

Andy - Thanks. And as losers go, you're one of the least pathetic.

P - What a touching comment. Now delete it from Rev's blog...or else!!

photogguy said...

You know, now that I think about it, I'd rather you win. Seeing a pic of Rev's ass would be, shall we say, nice? I'm betting it's hot!!!

karla said...

I know you're going to get all full of yourself now because at first glance it looks like this post has netted you a lot of comments. But considering half of them are from YOU, it hardly counts. I bet you send yourself flowers on Valentine's Day, too.

RevRee said...

photogguy, how could you?

Dyckerson, patience sweetheart...patience...

Who the hell is Andy?

puerileuwaite said...

Rev is dangerously close (currently it's Clown 38, Rev 34). This comment gives you one more.

jmeped said...

I tried to comment earlier clown, and the cosmic gods wouldn't let it happen. Maybe it's a sign they like Revree better. Just for this I'm going over to see her too! You should be better to your babies mama. After all she was willing to go where no one has gone before....

Manola Blablablanik said...

Sending you some blog love from Miami Beach! :-)

dr. kenneth noisewater said...

Dykerson, I am not going to take sides. I like both of your respective blogs. However, I will say that Rev comments on my comments and visits my site . . .

Willo Keays said...

If I had internet access from work - I would have posted on RevRee's blog.

Willo Keays said...

When the hell did ECP get his own blog?!

Willo Keays said...

do comments from the blog author count? I don't think so - you have to minus out all the times dyck responds here. So that's 45 minus 9 = 336 comments. Rev Ree's ahead with 41!

Willo Keays said...

oops - make that 43 - minus 6 = 37 posts for Rev right now!

Willo Keays said...

Oh wait .... I just tied the score didn't i? 37 to 37 now. Or would this comment make dyck have 38 posts?

Hmmmm ... What will I get if I keep posting comments?

Jodi said...

I'm commenting on your blog because I would much rather see Rev's ass than your furry buttocks.

*smooches*

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Photogguy - Now you're using your brain.

Babbler - Don't be ridiculous. I pay an intern to send them to me.

Jmeped - Excuses, excuses. Now you're going to have to knit me a sweater too.

Noisewater - You have a blog??

Willo - Well played!

Judy - My ass isn't furry. I've been shaving it with your Lady Schick.

puerileuwaite said...

Oh crap. What did I do? We can't let Rev win. So here's one more.

puerileuwaite said...

I can't wait to see her ass. I wonder if that's where "harass" came from?

puerileuwaite said...

She should have to show it on a newscast.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

P - I think it's anchoring the CBS News right now. Check it out!

puerileuwaite said...

CBS News comes on in 22 minutes where I am. This comment makes it 54-50 in your favor.

puerileuwaite said...

We have some more catching up to do.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby is busy running it up on Rev's site.

puerileuwaite said...

This is keeping me from creating a new post, but what the hell.

puerileuwaite said...

I need to hear Rev sing and see her tush.

puerileuwaite said...

Let me see how we're doin'. Be right back.

puerileuwaite said...

One behind at this point. Damn that Lamb!

puerileuwaite said...

Next time there should be stricter rules. Counting should be banned.

puerileuwaite said...

If you subtract counting and self-comments, you may be ahead ...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Curses!! I forgot to account for the Lamb factor! I will silence that lamb if it's the last thing I ever do!!

puerileuwaite said...

Counting is NOT valid!

puerileuwaite said...

Damn that Lamb! What'd you do to piss her off?

puerileuwaite said...

We should fleece her!

puerileuwaite said...

Rev's comments are frozen ... that's good.

puerileuwaite said...

Okay, how many are we up to?

puerileuwaite said...

Where are all your regulars? Traitors!

puerileuwaite said...

Okay, CBS News is on here. Let's take a look.

puerileuwaite said...

Okay, we're now over 70.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Lambo probably crashed the whole Internets with her SPAM COMMENTS that WILL NOT COUNT toward the total.

puerileuwaite said...

72 seems like a pretty good number. Let me check out where Rev is at ...

puerileuwaite said...

Looks like you're safe.

puerileuwaite said...

I can't view her comments. Her count is at 66. So far, so good. When is the official tally?

puerileuwaite said...

Okay, I'm watching CBS News. If you meant Katie Couric, I agree. What a hag!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I have silenced the lamb. Lambo, I know you're reading this. You will comment on MY BLOG or you will not comment at all!!!

Crashtest Comic said...

This contest is rigged, boys.

Who wants to see a clown's ass?

The minute those big pants come down all you'll see is short, curly hair, an ass crack & balloons.

~ Stacy ~ said...

Holy monumental commenting, Batman! You're up to 79 comments now!

Jeez. All ya had to do was ask. ;)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Welcome to the party, Stacy!

(Lambo sure is quiet now, isn't she?)

RevRee said...

SOMEONE HAS BROKEN MY COMMENTS!!!!!!

I CALL FOUL!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWL!!!!!

RevRee said...

DYCKERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!!!!!!!!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Moi??? Whatever are you talking about, my dear??!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RevRee said...

YOU'RE AN EVIL BASTARD!!!

YOU ASS IS MINE NOW!!! SAY CHEESE!!!!!!!

RevRee said...

DO THAT ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU!!!!

RevRee said...

Until this is over, you're cut off!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Hey, you can blame Lambo for that. She was breaking the rules by spamming. None of her comments can count!

However, the rules say nothing about hacking an opponent's blog settings...

:)

RevRee said...

I agree, posts should have meaning and not just a number.

But you're still a bastard and you've been cut off until further notice!!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

That's OK, cut me off! Soon I'll have plenty of RevRee assss to pleasure myself with!

tfg said...

This concept seems strangely familiar...

Willo Keays said...

Dyck - I didn't think you'd be a CHEATER.

oh wait ... this is the guy who's internet married to RevRee - and is off flirting with ten other girls at the same time.

Never mind - cheat away - it's who you are.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Willo, what are you complaining about? You're one of the ten...

Willo Keays said...

Maybe I'm just jealous?

the psycho therapist said...

CHEATING? HACKING?

/looking around for a prescription pad

Someone have an Axis II, Personality Disorder or characterological traits long known to be treatment resistant?

You said Virginia, right?

RevRee said...

Dyckerson, we need to set a deadline for this. How's Midnight Central time sound?

Willo Keays said...

Make it 10pm - I turn into a pumpkin at Midnight.

RevRee said...

I don't know about the rest of you. But I have a job and I won't be available until midnight!

minwah said...

still going on 'eh?

what's the score now?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Fine. The deadline is 11:00PM EDT (Eastern Dyckerson Time). Get your ass ready, Rev...I'm kicking it up a notch!!!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Fucking dammit, RevRee restricted my administrator rights to her blog!

/t. said...

107 for heels...

101 now for the
obnoxious clown
(no offense dude)

as the clock ticks down... this might mean... man, this was fun while revree was behind, and we all could all get behind her without fear of seeing the clown's behind, but now it's serious

/t.

Willo Keays said...

well ... I'm nothing but loyal. Here we go Dyck. I"m staying up past my bed time just for you - you had better show friggin' appreciation!

Willo Keays said...

Did you see Rosie on the View today? She did a great job! And you could see right up Jessica Simpsons short dress to - white panties and all.

Willo Keays said...

I really am sorry Rev - about this. But you know ... you're young. You'll bounce back. Dyck will be crushed if you beat him.

Willo Keays said...

And there's nothing worse than a smooshed banana if you get my drift.

Willo Keays said...

Speaking of bananas - what's up with the Banana Clown Avatar? Freakin' scary if u ask me. I might have nightmares tonight.

Willo Keays said...

Dyck - remind me how much you're paying me to do this again?

Willo Keays said...

Do all of my comments count towards the total - because I'd really hate to be doing this for nothing.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I loves that Rosie O'Donnell! Is she not America's greatest treasure or what??! Who's with me??!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Of course, Willo! Every one of your comments are pure gold! Keep up the great work!

Rosie rules!

Willo Keays said...

Damnit people! Comment! COMMENT!

If not - we'll have to listen to Dyck whine for a week about this. And do you REALLY want to see his naked ass posted all over the internets?

Willo Keays said...

What's up with the plural form of internet? I thought there was only ONE internet. Or is there another imaginary one only Dyck and RevRee can see?

the psycho therapist said...

Yeah, I'm new here so I've got some questions.

For instance...

Willo Keays said...

I see that Rev has 109 comments - what are we up to now?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

There are two internets. RevRee's ass crack will soon serve as the dividing line...

the psycho therapist said...

How old are you, Dyckers?

Willo Keays said...

Hey - guess what! I'm psycho - and you're a therapist! Let's talk!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

At least a thousand.

the psycho therapist said...

I'm curious as to what type of work you do. You seem to spend a lot of time on the computer. Are you employed?

Willo Keays said...

It all started when my husband died on June 28th of this year. I became sickly obsessed with Dyckerson. I think it's part of the grieving process - but everyone keeps tell me no - i'm just insane.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I am 34 years young. Et vous???

the psycho therapist said...

What's your favorite color, animal, exotic dance club?

Willo Keays said...

Dyck's employed as my personal cheering section. Leave him alone :(

the psycho therapist said...

Do you use condoms, have you had a vasectomy?

Willo Keays said...

Wait - r u seriously just 34? Oh god. There's the end of the obsession. Anyone older than 38 here?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Willo, it's one of the five stages of grief. There's anger, denial, confusion, acceptance, and obsession with Dyckerson.

the psycho therapist said...

Do you fly commando or is it briefs you don? How big is the Dyck anyway?

Willo Keays said...

Revree just admitted defeat and is uploading her butt photo now.

the psycho therapist said...

If you lose and it is your ass I soon see, can I enlarge the photo and take it in to work tomorrow to scare neurotic patients? Would this do the trick?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Yes I use condoms, but not for their intended purpose. I once had an accidental vasectomy involving a weedwacker, but I was able to reverse the damage using a hot glue gun.

Willo Keays said...

YES - how big is Dyck anyways? Inquiring minds want to know!

the psycho therapist said...

What kind of future fee arrangement can we devise regarding rights to said photo and have you won this yet?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Psycho - Trust me, you won't need to enlarge the photo.

Willo - Are you sure about that? You might want to double check the name of the poster... ;)

the psycho therapist said...

I will continue t ask questions and hope you are responding but I cannot stop to read for obvious reasons.

Willo Keays said...

Dyck - u tricked me again. U posted as RevRee on her blog - you naughty naughty monkey!

the psycho therapist said...

Uh oh. If you're a rethuglican I have to stop now. I'll assume you're not because you have a wicked wit and rethuglicans usually lack humor.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Fee arrangement? For you, psycho, I'll work pro boner.

Willo Keays said...

OK ... welll ... my work is done. I must head to bed - 5am comes awfully early!

Dyck - I'll expect 'payment' in the mail tomorrow.

the psycho therapist said...

WELL? It's 11pm in the Washington-Baltimore area.

the psycho therapist said...

CAN I STOP NOW?

the psycho therapist said...

I'm stopping in the event the war is over and I can come off this desert island off the coast of Japan.

the psycho therapist said...

Waiting on an ass.....

heh

Willo Keays said...

I'm just waiting for a "Thank You"!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Yeah sure thanks whatever.

I'm the winner!!!! Me, me, me!!! Everybody else sucks!!!!

Bask in the glory of my greatness!!!!

/t. said...

the
obnoxious clown
(no offense dude)
is at least gracious
in victory
...

/t.

RevRee said...

CHEAT!!!!!!