6/12/2006

The Silence of the Lambo


People aren't always who they seem. For example, take Little Lamb (a.k.a. "Lambo"). For over a year, she has been fooling me with this innocent act of hers. She fooled all of us, actually. Well the game is over, my ovine little fiend, and I am here to expose you for the corrupt, evil ewe you are.

When I launched my wildly unsuccessful Dyckersonville message board in 2005, I was completely underwhelmed by the incredible number of hits the site was not getting. People were not posting by the thousands - if not millions - and it was clear that I needed to bring in moderators to help oversee all the inactivity.

That's where Lambo came in. When I began recruiting for a moderator, Lambo begged and pleaded for the job. In fact, she even went so far as to offer to perform sexual favors for me. So after reviewing her credentials, and tossing it in her a few times, I finally awarded her the coveted position of Dyckersonville moderator.

All was well, until last week. It was then that I discovered that Lambo had decided to turn her back on Dyckersonville and go into business for herself. Yep, she went and created her own damned message board in a futile attempt to compete with mine. Now don't get me wrong. As a mentor, I like to see the kids learn to spread their wings and fly. But the events that followed had me in a veritable snit.
As a show of support, I decided to visit Lambo's crappy forum and register the good name of Dyckerson. I even posted a few witty and engaging comments in an attempt to stir up interest. And what do I find upon visiting her site the next day???

Critical Information
You have been banned from this forum.
Please contact the webmaster or board administrator for more information.

Well needless to say, I was totally and completely beflabberfuddled. Never have I been so insulted in my entire life. This was a slap in the face, a kick in the nuts, and a pinch on the ass. I mean, there I was, trying to help jump start Lambo's pathetic little message board......and this is the thanks I get??!!

That's it. I am calling for a mandatory boycott of Lambo's blog and forum, effective IMMEDIATELY. If you are a Mighty Blog affiliate or Dyckersonville member, you are hereby FORBIDDEN to post on any sites authored or administered by Lambo. Failure to comply with this directive will result in DIRE CONSEQUENCES!

DOWN WITH LAMBO!!!!!!

19 comments:

Chris said...

Beating up on little lambs is right up there with taking candy from a baby and mugging old ladies for their milk money. You might even have to register as a ewe batterer at your local police station. You sure you want to do this?

Manola Blablablanik said...

What's this all about?

RevRee said...
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RevRee said...

Nothing will solve this like a duel!!!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Chris - I'm already on my city's Ewe Offender website.

Manola - It's a long story, but I'd rather discuss your boobs.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you hadn't stormed straight in there and started arguing with the other forum users and generally being obnoxious you wouldn't have been banned?

By the way, you're giving her site some great publicity!

Anonymous said...

Quote Dickerson in response to another user on LittleLamb.me.uk : "you sound like a moron who is about to be banned"

Touché ?

Hahaha

tfg said...

I'm detecting a pattern here.

Manola Blablablanik said...

But wait, isn't Lambo also published by your internet wife? I'm detecting a conspiracy. And yes, you can always discuss my boobs.

RevRee said...

I have nothing to do with Lambo. Don't put me in the middle of this!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"you sound like a moron who is about to be banned"

Well... the moron got banned alright! YOU!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Manola, you figured it out. RevRee doesn't like to admit it, but she and Lambo are one and the same.

As for this anonymous coward (Lakeriebitch?)...for someone who thinks I'm a moron, you sure seem to enjoy visiting my blog. Go fuck yourself.

Spill The Beans said...

i don't even know who lambo is so I suppose that means I'm in compliance with your decrees. However, I must say that this posting makes me want to go looking for her.

Hey, and why do you spend all your time talking about Manola's boobs? Mine are feeling neglected.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Manola:Boobs::Shangri La:Legs

Manola Blablablanik said...

Wow, Trouble! Don't we make the perfect woman! :-)

Spill The Beans said...

I guess we make part of a woman, lol.

Chief Scientist said...

Even with the endorsement of you banning the kid, who would go through all that crap to register? It says 'no porn' and 'no foul language.' What do we need the internet for then?

minwah said...

have you ever seen a picture of lambo?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Minwah - No, I have not. I think it's better that way.