3/01/2006

Get your blog DYCK'D today!!!

My latest cyberwar is with www.italk2much.com. This is a site made up of self-proclaimed "bitches" (and one man-bitch of questionable sexual orientation) whose sole purpose in life is to piss on other people's blogs. You basically submit your blog to their list...wait about 47 years...and then, once you're dead and buried, they write an insulting review of your blog. Some of the criticisms are warranted, but most are along the lines of, "I don't like your fonts!" or "Gee, your sidebar is three pixels too wide!"

What kind of shit is this? If anyone should have a waiting list of people who want to be insulted, it's ME!!! After all, what qualifications do they have??! These cunts don't even have their own original blog! They just think they're hot shit because they have a drop-down box. Well whoop-de-doo! Here's your stupid drop-down box right here! You know what you can do with it!


So I'm going into business for myself. If you have a blog, and you want it reviewed by the one and only Mighty Dyckerson, just let me know! I'll write a bitter, nasty, unfair review of your blog! I'll insult you and your family! I'll reduce you to tears and make you wish you were never born. And I'll do it all WITHIN 48 HOURS or YOUR MONEY BACK!!! So submit your blog's URL today by including it in a comment to this post and GET DYCK'D!!

And feel free to add the GET DYCK'D image link to your blog! Copy and paste the following code to your sidebar:



35 comments:

Jodi said...

This is a good idea. I had never heard of this site until Dani brought it up.

Get your DYCK on.

Random Girl said...

ha ha.....it seems that there are a few people who have a problem with the girls. Why? It took them almost 2 months to get to me....but I was patient. Have fun having a war of words. I think I'll stay Switzerlandish.

anonymous bitch said...

I heard that you submitted your site a week ago and I've seen your posts on their blog. You've been pushy and insulting...calling them pussies for not reviewing your site in the time frame you demand.

You want a review...here's mine. The background sucks. The gray side bar clashes with the hideous background and the marigold headers. The aqua blue links add futher insult. Your pompous writing is what makes this blog the total disaster that it is.

Learn how to write interesting content and get a new template and perhaps you might have a chance.

Happy?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Bitch, is that all you got? Some cheap shots at my color scheme? Well guess what. I know the colors suck. I like it that way. I'm going for a toxic waste dump theme, and I find the soupy brown and green background to be visually stimulating.

And as for interesting content, you've got to be kidding me. If you're such an expert, show me a sample of YOUR writing...that doesn't involve slamming others, that is.

Dyckerson fans, I think the talk2much bitches are really feeling the pressure! Now everybody climb aboard the GET DYCK'D bandwagon!!!

Saerah said...

Heh. Ok, review mine. Hnd if you don't get to it within however long I deem appropriate, I reserve the right to bitch and moan and be a complete ass. I didn't get any smacks, at it2m, I don't see how your review could be any worse!

blog Portland said...

I eagerly await their counter-review, and your COUNTER-counter-review.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Saerah, I'll review your blog as soon as you spell your own name correctly.

McFatty, you're on the list. In fact, all MBN affiliates will automatically be DYCK'D as time permits!

Saerah said...

It's spelled correctly.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I'm sorry to hear that.

minwah said...

I can't wait to be dicked....um, dycked.

kissssssssss

The Newsbitch said...

A waste-dump theme? Ahh, that explains why the background is bad. Mind you, it's nothing compared to others I've seen.

I do get the impression that you're trying a bit hard. The it2m 'bitches' have a fab site, with loads of readers every day and hilarious comments with every post. How can you compete with that?

It's no fun when it's not a popularity contest ;)

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Minwah, I will get to you in due time. I may have to rethink the 48 hour turnaround policy...

Newsbitch, the only reason those other bitches have been so popular is because they HAVEN'T HAD any competition! But that's changing! Oh, and you're on my list to get DYCK'D!!!

The Newsbitch said...

*shrug*

Will it get me much traffic? Hehe.

Virenda said...

Hmmm...

I know the site you are referring to and those "bitter" women anger me as well.

I'm new and I HAVE to use blogger for now, so go ahead. I'm gonna give it a shot and see what you say.

The Green Straw

Jodi said...

I don't want to get DYCKed until I change my site layout. After that you may DYCK away as you please.

Willo Keays said...

Go ahead .... give it your best.
You know you wanna!

Big Pissy said...

Your drop down box is absolutely hilarious!

RainStorm1212 said...

LOL!! Dyck, you're right. They don't have any competition. Besides, who gave them the right or expertise to review blogs?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Amen, Raino! I'm shutting those bitches down!

~ Stacy ~ said...

Oh, Mr. Dyckerson ... Loved this post! Absofreaken'lutely loved the dropdown! Yup, I'm adding ya to my blogroll now. You don't mind, do ya?

*heh*

Those bitches haven't a clue what to do with a Mighty Dyck. So spank their lame asses and show 'em how it's done.

I'm rooting for ya!

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