12/29/2005

First Annual Mighty Dyckerson Fan Club Convention

We are now in the final stages of planning for the First Annual Mighty Dyckerson Fan Club Convention! Time is running out, so if you haven't already made your reservations, you better hurry!! Many of you have emailed me with questions about the upcoming event, so I've addressed them below (in the popular "FAQ" format):


Q: Where will the First Annual MDFCC take place?

A: We'll be meeting at the fabulous Glancy Motor Hotel off route 66 in Clinton, Oklahoma - home of the world's largest ball of lint!


Q: When will the First Annual MDFCC take place?

A: The event is scheduled for March 9 - March 11, 2012. I know that's a long way off, but we had to book the dates early to get the rooms we wanted.


Q: How much does it cost?

A: One thousand dollars. That includes two nights of lodging, continental breakfast, and souvenir t-shirt that reads, "I May Be Big, But You're Ugly, And I Can Lose Weight."


Q: There is a possibility that I may die before the convention. Is the cost refundable?

A: We're all gonna go sometime. No refunds. Suck it up.


Q: Can you give me directions to Glancy's Motor Hotel?

A: Look on Mapquest, you lazy sack of shit.


Q: Will there be accomodations for people with special needs?

A: What are you talking about? Cripples? I don't know if Glancy's has a ramp, so if you need one, better bring a hunk of plywood and a couple of 2 x 4's. If you're retarded, don't worry. You should fit right in.


Q: What kind of activities can I look forward to?

A: I think one guy is bringing a keg and a deck of cards. I'm still trying to line up the whores.


Q: Will I get to meet Mighty Dyckerson?

A: No, Dyckerson will not be in attendance. This is strictly a gathering of fans. However, you will have a chance to have your picture taken with a guy who used to live next door to Dyckerson's third grade teacher.


Q: What does the Q stand for?

A: Shut the fuck up, butthead.


I hope I've answered all your questions! Looking forward to seeing you there!!

17 comments:

Little Lamb said...

How are you going to see anyone there when you're not going to attend?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

It's a figure of speech, like "What's up?" or "Have a nice day" or "Sorry I gave you crabs".

Little Lamb said...

I dunno. You really should be nicer to your loyal fans. If it weren't for them, you would be no one.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to idolize.

Little Lamb said...

There would be plenty to idolize. I have a question. Will there be any lambs to entertain us? I have another question. What happens if you die before 2012?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

There will be no further questions.

RainStorm1212 said...

Do I get free porn in my room?

east coast producer said...

No, but you get a live feed from Revree's bathroom.

RevRee said...

Q: Where do babies come from?

Little Lamb said...

Hey! Dyckie, you said "There will be no further questions." Would you please answer Rain porno question and RevRee's baby question?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I believe those were rhetorical questions.

minwah said...

Is there a mini bar?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

What part of "no further questions" do you people not understand???

minwah said...

i definitely think the mini bar is important.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I think a "minwah" bar would be more appropriate! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA and so on.

minwah said...

LOL - you are so funny. I cost way more than a teeny tiny bottle of Scotch, though.

Anonymous said...

Mighty you're not funny and rarely witty, but you really do come across as an always-negative judgmental better-than-thou asshole. I won't be returning....