11/13/2005

My Latest Cyberwar

....is with a chick who calls herself "Britni." I somehow stumbled upon her blog one day while navigating the DyckerBlog Network.

Britni appears to be a student at some college with very low standards, but there is no evidence to suggest she has ever attended a class. Instead, she spends all her free time flirting, going to parties, getting drunk, and fucking some loser guy. She's a skank, a slut, and an exhibitionist, and she's proud of it.

Now, I know what you're thinking: Dyck, what's the problem? She's every guy's dream!!" Under other circumstances, I might agree with you. But even Dyckerson has standards. Look at this chick. Sure, she has a decent body. But she sleeps with every guy she meets, so where's the challenge? Besides, I bet has every social disease known to man (and probably a few that haven't even been discovered yet). Jesus, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

What do you suppose Britni's parents think of her reckless behavior? Do they know they're wasting their hard-earned money sending this ho to college?? What do you think her major is? Theater? Art History? TV Journalism?? Am I alone in thinking this bimbo is a total sleaze?

18 comments:

ecp said...

Sounds a lot like me.

Pass the bong.

Shakespeare's Trenchcoat said...

I have to check out her site. Maybe someone is posting pix of a friend and writing a big nasty blog to go with it? Dunno.

Anyway, looks like she majors in International Relations with a minor in Oral Applications.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Trenchy, she sounds for real to me. You be the judge. But the major sounds right on. :)

Anonymous said...

you're such a dumb ass. all you're doing is increasing the traffic on her site. oh, that's right you only have a couple of readers here. you're either in love with britni or totally jealous of her popularity.

Shakespeare's Trenchcoat said...

Believe me, dyck has boatloads of readers. I've been reading him for months now, over on a site where he posts posts that kill. No, I don't know the guy.

Without a doubt, the X blog is ghost-written with a fake name: Bambi. No dice. I read the first 4-5 entries. Someone's ghostwriting over there. It's fake.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I hope you're right, Trenchy. And thanks for the props.

Anon, I don't give a shit if it increases her traffic. I'm just hoping my supporters will add their own "comments"...

Shakespeare's Trenchcoat said...

Check her blog under Sun Bathing, November 3.

#47 comment is mine -- but I bet they take it down.

It's a goofy-ass blog, but people love reading that soft-porn crap.

Shakespeare's Trenchcoat said...

Sorry, her name's Bambi or Britni... I think I got it wrong. I read up to the Halloween costume thing. BO-RING. That was my first and last visit. Enjoy the clicks, Massachusetts, I'm not comin' back!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Sorry, her name's Bambi or Britni...

What possible difference could it make?

But thanks for posting.

RevRee said...

I felt dirty after reading. I'm taking a shower! AHHHHH

Anonymous said...

Although you're correct, demeaning and belittling her isn't going to help. She's young and obviously seeking validation from everyone around her, but you're probably just adding fuel to the fire by telling her this. Some people just have to grow up, look back at their mistakes and learn from there. She'll do that in a few years on her own.

RevRee said...

She'll do this when she takes a little visit to the Doctor and finds out she's been infested with disease. Have some self resepct!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Anonymous, I'd much rather demean and belittle her. And if i knew her parents' names, I'd send them the URL of her blog and show them what their tuition money is paying for.

Anonymous said...

i see i am in the company of a bunch of fucking geniuses. How about you all get off your fat asses and do something more productive than rant in a forum about someone you DONT EVEN KNOW. pathetic. Did you ever stop to consider why you are so obsessed with this girl? Her blog is so shallow and boring and yet you continue to read it. Please, dyck, rewrite the bible. We must conform to your obviously impeccable values. They seem to have gotten you so far in life already.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Anonymous, why don't you follow your own fucking advice? If you don't like MY blog, YOU stay the hell away. How about that, "genius"?

minwah said...

okay - this is what i noticed, and i couldn't make it all the way through the most recent posts comments before it stood out like a hard-on....

Why are all the replies from lesbian women?? I'm thinking they want a little Britni...EWWWW!

Also - BORING!!! I have my own boobs I can look at if I wanna look at boobs!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Can I look at your boobs too?

Shakespeare's Trenchcoat said...

Dyckerson, you work in TV. Most of the boobs are behind the anchor desk.