Anyway, for the last few months, I've been taking the little beige pills and watching my diet (sometimes) and exercising (occasionally). I went back for a follow-up siphoning last week, and the results came in the mail today. My life is hanging in the balance here, and the bastards send me a cheap little post card. Couldn't even spring for a goddam envelope. There's good news and bad news. See for yourself:
Goal is less than 200. Down 28 points from February.
HDL (Good Cholesterol): 51
Goal is greater than 40. Up 11 points from February.
LDL (Bad Cholesterol): 121
Goal is less than 100. Down 31 points from February.
Goal is less than 200. Down 41 points from February.