10/20/2005

Describe Your Genitals

I don't have any new material for today, so instead, I'm turning the floor over to all of you. Your task: In 100 words or less, describe your genitalia. What do they look like? Do they have an odor? And most importantly, what do your genitalia mean to you?

14 comments:

Little Lamb said...

I'm not commenting.

ecp said...

Large.

the vilage idiot said...

I heard from the Traffic Goddess that you dont HAVE any ...um "equipment" DICK.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

You just worry about your own shortcomings there, idiot.

Pipelayer said...

Mine are sufficient for laying pipe.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Pipelayer, your passion for laying pipe has intrigued me. Please tell me more.

pipelayer said...

SEX IS FRICKING GREAT!Why call it sex.. that's just so ordinary. I prefer the slang term.

ecp said...

Off topic, but I'm curious -- why the removal of your banned status on the message boards listed on the right?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I think I follow you, Pipelayer!

So when you say "pipe," you're actually referring to your penis. And "laying" describes the act of making love.

Got it!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

ECP, you're quite the observant one, aren't you?! Indeed I did remove the "banned" status indicators in the sidebar, mainly to save a little space. But rest assured, if/when I am banned from a site, you'll hear about it right here on DyckerBlog!

ecp said...

I do (did, I suppose) keep my eye trained on the "banned" indicator because with you those things change as quickly as Bill the Cat switches screennames.

Now with the status relegated to the main blog, I only hope the DyckerNews organization can respond quickly to changes.

RevRee said...

Sweet

Doug said...

What are genitalia?

heyy said...

6.5 inches, dark, curved up