10/22/2005

Community Calendar

Here's a look at some events taking place this weekend:

First Divided Presbyterian Church is holding a bake sale to raise money for the purchase of a new organ. Their old organ, a pancreas dating back to the late 1880s, has developed inoperable cancer. Sat., 2-4pm.

The Masturbators Enthusiasts Club is having an informational meeting for new members in conference room at the Kleenex factory on route 10. Following the meeting will be a lecture by Dr. Kenneth Long entitled "Blisters: The Hidden Enemy." Sun., 6pm.

"Little Lamb" returns to the Fuzzy Pole Gentlemen's Club. $10 cover charge. Must be 18 or older. Reservations recommended. Sat.-Sun., 9pm & 10pm.

The 3rd Annual Willett's Farm Fall Apple Harvest is this weekend. Willett's Farm was torn down last summer to make room for a new Wal-Mart, so this year's festivities will take place at the Econo Lodge at Main and 4th. Attendees are advised to bring their own apples. Sat-Sun, 1-6pm.

Dyck Haters Anonymous will hold elections for its new officers in cell block A at the county lockup. Candidates for president include Don "Don't Call Me Coon" Juan and Ron "The Spade" Mexico. Sat., 3am.

The local chapter of the Crypts street gang is sponsoring "Looting for the Homeless" to benefit the victims of Hurricane Andrew. For a $25 fee, participants will be given fifteen minutes to trash Grandma Mabel's General Store in Cooterville. Those who know Grandma Mabel are asked not to tell her about this. Sun., 11am.

And that's what's happening this weekend!!!

11 comments:

RevRee said...

All these happenings around your area reminds me of that wonderful Movie Fight Club...

Narrator: Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

Narrator: This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.

Bob: We're still men.

Narrator: Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.

Little Lamb said...

How much money to I get for appearing at the Fuzzy Pole Gentlemen's Club?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Lambo, you get paid in tips, so I suggest you shake your moneymaker.

ec said...

Revree, what odds?! I just came back from blockbuster an hour ago with a copy of Fight Club! Wanna come over?

RevRee said...

I'm suppose to meet Dyckerson after work it's my night to service him...Maybe next time!

Pipelayer said...

Fuzzy Pole Gentlemen's Club.. my kind of place..

Little Lamb said...

I want lots of tips from you pipelayer.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Oh, I'm sure Pipelayer would be happy to give you a "tip"...

RevRee said...

Now is not the time, nor place

Little Lamb said...

Revree, when is the time and the place?

And Dyck, doesn't it depend on what I do for those tips? I'm not stripping.

Pipelayer said...

I'm a good tipper :-)