Study this face

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Meet "Mr. Wong." That's not his real name. Nor is this his real picture. I'm using fake name and pic to protect his identity. You see, this man is a chronic farter.

"Mr. Wong" is one of my co-workers. He's a nice, friendly guy and quite knowledgeable about the business. He's been with the company for several years and is a hard worker.

But he farts. And belches. And he does so with great frequency.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not talking about the loud, raunchy farts or open-mouthed beer
belches shared among guys at sports bars on Super Bowl Sunday. These gas emissions are actually quite subdued. But in a quiet office like mine, you can hear a pin drop. And "Mr. Wong" drops pins of methane all day long.

Why does he do this? Is this some twisted form of flattery? In Asia, is it a compliment to flatulate in the prescence of others? Does Chinese food have an abnormally high content of gas-producing enzymes?? Is it the MSG???

Anyway, study this face. And be warned.


RevRee said...

He married? I have a friend who's seriously interested in this guy!!!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

A "friend," huh? Come on, admit it. You're the one who's interested. Do you have a thing for guys who pass gas???

RevRee said...

I have a thing for you don't I?...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Dyckerson is not amused.

I shall fart in your general direction.

RevRee said...

Hit me baby, one more time!!!