6/09/2005

Keep Those Donations Coming!

Remember, it costs thousands of dollars to bring high-quality Dyckertainment like this into your homes. We depend on your financial support for our survival. So please, consider making a tax-deductible gift today.

$1.00 - $25.00: Level 1 (free I Luv Dyckerson pin)
$25.01 - $50.00: Level 2 (free tote bag)
$50.01 - $100.00: Level 3 (2 free tote bags)
$100.01 - $500.00: Level 4 (free night with an underage prostitute)
$500.01 & up: Level 5 (free autographed photo of Dyckerson lying on a beach in the Bahamas)

5 comments:

Randy said...

Do you accept "services" instead of money, Mr. Dyckerson?

'Cuz I can mow a mean lawn...

RevRee said...
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RevRee said...

Randy, are you offering to mow Dyck's lawn

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I don't need you to mow my lawn...but you can KISS MY ASTROTURF, buddy.

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