The Dyckerson Live Show Goes On Tour!!!

Yes, the critically acclaimed one-man show, "700 Hot Fudge Sundaes", will be hitting the road this fall! Written by, directed by, produced by, and starring Mighty Dyckerson, "700 Hot Fudge Sundaes" has been playing to sold-out audiences in Broadway, Ark., for nearly 2 days.

Here is a tentative list of dates:
Pickles Gap, Arkansas - 9/13
Lickdale, Pennsylvania - 9/15
Assinippi, Massachusetts - 9/16
Beaver Bottom, Kentucky - 9/19
Gobblers Knob, Kentucky - 9/20
Beaver, Oklahoma - 9/21
Black Butte, Oregon - 9/22
Dyckesville, Wisconsin - 9/23
Cockland, Ohio - 9/26
Bloody Dick, Montana - 9/27
Ballville, Ohio - 10/1
Licking Valley, Ohio - 10/2
Shafter, California - 10/3
Handcock Town, North Carolina - 10/6
Intercourse, Pennsylvania - 10/7
Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming - 10/11
Butt's Corner, New York - 10/13
Cocksgag, Ohio - 10/16
Elephant Butte, New Mexico - 10/20

New dates are still being added, so check back frequently. Tickets can be purchased from all TicketMonkey locations or by calling 1-800-555-DYCK.


Ike said...

Damn, Dyckerson.... you couldn't schedule an alternate date for Bloody Dick? That's a long way to travel just to get from Cockland to Ballville. I assume you're leaving the Dyckerbus in the Buckeye State -- are you flying commercial?

And, when can I buy the tour t-shirt?

Mighty Dyckerson said...

It's a demanding schedule, to be sure, my dear Ike. But Mighty Dyckerson Sr. instilled upon me a strong work ethic.

Do I fly commercial?! What an insult!! Of course I have my own private jet, Dyck Force One. It's the only way to fly.

The t-shirts and sweatshirts are being held up by the factory in Sri Lanka. One of my underage workers was disembowelled by a malfunctioning loom, and production had to be halted until I can get down there and bribe the inspectors.

Soul Doubt said...

It would sure be nice if you could swing by and perform in front of the Dyck lovers in beautiful Bald Knob, Arkansas.

The Sportslady said...

What about Climax, Michigan?

Traffic Goddess said...

You lying piece of shit! I was in Lickdale on 9/15 and your freaky ass was nowhere to be found!

DYCK LIES I tell you!